Author John Schirrippa Book Signings for What I Do

Where did we come from? Is there life after death?
Are we alone in this universe? But more importantly...

Can I start you off with something to drink today?

You'll laugh until you cry while reading

From the author who brought you absolutely nothing before this, comes the story of one waiter’s trials and tribulations. Experience the intensity, the magic, the raw emotion...and that’s before you finish the prologue.

Based on seven years experience waiting tables, What I Do follows the hilarious adventure of a waiter through the course of his day at a fine Long Island restaurant. It all starts at 9 A.M., the sun is out, the restaurant deck is desolate, the tables are still damp after an early morning mist. In the hours to follow, the scene will be anything but calm and peaceful. The day will be riddled with celebrity guest appearances, homicide attempts, and some of the most bizarre people you will ever come across!

WITNESS calamari fly off the menu faster than an Olympic 100-meter dash! MARVEL at the kitchen staff verbally and physically abusing the floor staff! And BEHOLD our protagonist as he dodges the iron fist of restaurant management!

Arlington, VA
Sat - November 1st at NOON
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Washington, DC
Mon - November 3rd at 5:30 PM
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Richmond, VA 23294
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